2006 / Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor > The MPAA advises audiences for strong violence, pervasive language, sexuality, nudity and drug use in Crank. While all of these positively contribute to the feel of this Jason Statham vehicle, none of these could have saved it from falling flat on its face. The plot is a gimmick, the story is bland and, with the exception of a sequence or two, there’s little here that’s memorable.