2008 / Oliver Blackburn > Wikipedia describes a donkey punch as “a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex or doggy-style sex.” And that, my friends, is the central catalyst for the story. But that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. In fact, cookies for originality there. The problem is the manner in which a hedonistic boat ride turns into a tour of humanity’s descent into hell. It’s a bit crazy, sure, but when you don’t care about any of the characters (because they’re all annoying, selfish brats) and you’ve already witnessed the aforementioned act of sexual bravado, what else is there to be shocked by? The show becomes limp halfway through, even with its spunky premise.